Tuesday, May 31, 2011

"I'm ready for pregnancy brain to go away." ~Mike

I remember nothing these days.  Once conscientious, I am now completely absent-minded.  You might think, "Oh, that's okay.  You're pregnant."  But when your cell phone gets turned off because your wife forgot to pay the bill, you might be less empathetic.  Apparently, I really need that 8% of my brain that goes towards the baby during pregnancy.

Fortunately, this was nothing an egg, bacon and cheese sandwich with a side of Coors Light couldn't fix.  On a school day.  At 11:20 in the morning.  That's right.  I got him drunk.  Off one beer.

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