Kids Quotes XVIII

We went to the library tonight to return a few things and while Mike ran in, the following occured:

Matthew: I wanna go inside and play.

Mommy: I'm sorry, Buddy. Daddy's just running in to return a few things and then we're going home 'cause it's almost bedtime. 

Matthew starts to legit cry (but, no, he's not tired, just ask him). 

Mommy: Buddy, I'm planning on us coming back to pick out some movies tomorrow and we can plan then with the iPads and toys. 

Matthew nods and tears start to dry and he asks me for a book in the pocket on the seat in front of him. 

And then Matthew throws the book at Mommy. 

Yeeeeaaahhh, that's a time-out when we get home. 

Kids Quotes XXVII

A little context: my mom has recently had hernia surgery and we were driving in the car on the way to her house to deliver a meal. 

Mommy: Remember we need to be careful around Grandma because she had surgery this week so she has a pretty big owie on her belly. 

Matthew: So we can't spin Grandma around in circles? 

Mommy: No, we can't do that.*

Matthew: Yeah, cause that would give her an owie. 

*And we never have.