Mike's Post Spring Break After School Program

While Mike is in Utah he is going to find out that he will be in an after school program when he starts his last quarter of school.  This program will be intense. 

In this program he will learn that Little Red Riding Hood did not search for more porridge in the Three Bears House because she did not go to their house in the first place.  She was busy visiting her grandmother who was eaten by a wolf. 


He will then learn that it was Goldilocks who was in the Bears home and that porridge is known by everyone to be oatmeal.  He should eat it once in awhile for breakfast instead of mayonaise.  I keep trying to tell him that it is NOT a nutritious breakfast, lunch, or dinner.  Not even occasionally.

NOT

 

Lessons will cease when Mike can show competent knowledge in the most basic and well-known fairy tales and nursery rhymes.