Tonight Went Well

1. I took M outside to play at 5:00.  It was still 91.  We came back inside at 5:04.

2. T woke up from her nap crying.  She kept crying.  YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOOD BABY STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT NOW.

3. E made a pot roast to eat tonight or this weekend.  We decided this weekend.  Going out would be fun!

4. We almost ran out of gas.

5. Google Maps brought us to a Shell when we looked up gas.  Shell, LLP.  We did not need legal advice.

6. Google Maps could not find our restaurant.  We picked a new one 200 feet from the real gas station.

7. Google Maps couldn't find that one, either.  We drove two miles in circles before arriving at Jimmy's Restaurant, Beer Garden & Sports Pub.

8. Jimmy's Restaurant, Beer Garden & Sports Pub can, at best, be loosely defined as a restaurant.  There is no f*$%ing way that thing is a Beer Garden and/or Sports Pub.

9. The only thing that we were served that was not below YMCA grade was M's pancakes (soft and delicious!) and sausage (crispy and delicious!)

10. M refused to take a single bite of his soft and delicious pancakes.  Ditto the crispy and delicious sausage.

11. My Hobo's Skillet with over easy eggs, country potatoes, onions and green peppers, came with over hard eggs, country potatoes, onions and hash browns.  Nothing compliments potatoes better than more potatoes.

12. I couldn't find a single chuck of hobo in my Hobo's Skillet.

13. The fresh baked store bought bread came in a basket lined with a silk napkin a cloth napkin a paper napkin field greens 150 individually wrapped saltines.  This should have been #9 but I just thought of it now and refuse to renumber.

14. T cried the whole way home, including as we passed the Baker's Square 75 yards from our house.  They do not serve Potato Lover's Hobo Skillets at Baker's Square.

15. T cried throughout her bath.

16. T cried throughout M's bath.

17. M pooped in his bath.