How the Kids Library...and Hopscotch

Kids Quotes! VIII

Lady at the park: And what's your sister's name?

Matthew: Bean. 

Mommy: Yeah, we call her Bean, but what's her real name?

Matthew: Honeybunch. 

Mommy: Yeah, we call her that too. 

Maybe Mike and I should call her Thea more often. Or ever. 

Helmet

Mike left work a little early yesterday so that we could take a family trip to the local bike shop to get Matthew sized for a helmet. And we found an "organginge" one!!!!

His new bike should arrive next week!

Kids Quotes! VII

Matthew slipped and fell. 

Matthew (to Daddy): This is not funny. This is not funny. 

Kids Quotes! VI

Mommy while holding Thea): Good spritta*!

Thea: Nice!

*fart

Kid Quotes! IV

Mommy: You're a pretty lucky boy to have such a great truck!

Matthew: This truck is preeeety lucky!

Kid Quotes! III

Background: we recently visited a 8 1/2 month pregnant lady and talked about a baby being in the mama's belly. 

Matthew (pointing at Grandma's stomach): What's in here?

Grandma: Nothing, that's just my stomach. 

Matthew (pointing north of Grandma's belly): What are those?

Grandma: What does your mommy say?

Matthew: (pauses and then points to Mommy's) That's a drink! (pause) That's a small drink! (pause) That's a tiny drink!